Big Machine Lover Pillows

Sales of Farm Equipment

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"On your mark! Get set!"

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

Man checks the gears in his chest.

Bagging the Chipmunk

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

An affair to remember.

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

Combined Harvester

A cheese grader

Lighting a Pipe

We'd like to run a few tests to see how this thing works.

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

Cat flap for a truck.

'I think I've found out why you're experiencing a bumpy ride.'

"I find things go around in cycles."

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

Milk production

'My hybrid car gets better gas mileage than me.'

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

'As part of our growth strategy we intend to build 76% more of them...as soon as we find out what they do!'

"So how many extra widgets do we have to produce to pay for the surveillance system to check we're making enough widgets?"

'I've always wanted to see inside an x-ray machine.'