Green Machine Lover Pillows

'She does about a hour on a full wind up.'

'My hybrid car gets better gas mileage than me.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

Climate Summit

'Green Peace'

Car Emissions

Climate change skeptics.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?'