Green Machine Dreamer Pillows

"There has got to be a way for Detroit to make a safe, affordable, fuel-efficient vehicle out of hemp."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

It can be taken up at any age....

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

The Amateur Golfer

Save our Planet.

Car Emissions

Grass huggers.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

Flower seed and Bird seed

"Kid's today!"

Isaac Newton...stumped.

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

Machine

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

'Gee, Dad... I wish we could afford to send our grass like that to get it cut!'

Gardening for Beginners

Gardener to husband as giant insects approach, 'Your prediction that nature will retaliate for our environmental misuse of pesticides strains credulity, Ralph.'

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

Tree in concrete jungle