Green Machine Enthusiast Pillows

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

"One of the best hybrids on the market."

'That's what I'd call eco friendly! Thanks to the new 'B.W.E.' technology, this car has got zero emissions and zero fuel consumption. 'B.W.E.' means 'Build Without Engine'.'

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

'Saw my first electric car today.'

An electric car drives along power cables.

"Great if you carpool. Seats up to five pedalers."

An environmentally friendly means of conveyance.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

'Green Peace'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Climate Summit

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Climate change skeptics.

Car Emissions

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'