Green Machine Lover Gifts

'She does about a hour on a full wind up.'

'My hybrid car gets better gas mileage than me.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Car Emissions

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Climate Summit

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

Climate change skeptics.

'Green Peace'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

Global warming

'And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?'

Industries with clean energy

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution