Green Machine Advocate Gifts

"All electric citecar- £7950 (Batteries not included)"

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

The sea 2050.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Nuclear generation of energy.

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

Solar Plant

Raining Leaves.

Deforestation.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Electric car

Ignoring Climate Change

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

Sustainability

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

Earth Day Summit.

Car Emissions

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...