Green Machine Dreamers Gifts

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

It can be taken up at any age....

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

The Amateur Golfer

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Save our Planet.

(No caption). Woman bundled up against the cold weather smiles as she thinks of a big ripe red tomato.

Grass huggers.

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Car Emissions

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

Flower seed and Bird seed

"Kid's today!"

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

The First Seed Catagogues of Spring!

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

"Declared Victory Garden"

Go away. I'm writing a poem on the fragility of mother earth. That'll help. Take chemistry and math if you want to save the environment. You don't need to know anything about science to tell people how to live better lives. True. You could be a congressman. Congressperson ... and good idea.

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Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

'Gee, Dad... I wish we could afford to send our grass like that to get it cut!'

Gardener to husband as giant insects approach, 'Your prediction that nature will retaliate for our environmental misuse of pesticides strains credulity, Ralph.'

Gardening for Beginners

Seniors Pro (putt putt) Golf Tour.

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

Tree in concrete jungle

"Only IOUs this time, but at least we're getting closer to developing a money tree."