Green Machine Dreamers T-Shirts

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

It can be taken up at any age....

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

The Amateur Golfer

Save our Planet.

Car Emissions

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Grass huggers.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

Flower seed and Bird seed

"Kid's today!"

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

Machine

"Declared Victory Garden"

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

'Gee, Dad... I wish we could afford to send our grass like that to get it cut!'

Gardening for Beginners

Gardener to husband as giant insects approach, 'Your prediction that nature will retaliate for our environmental misuse of pesticides strains credulity, Ralph.'

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

Tree in concrete jungle

'If the sky fell in... would it let the global warming out?'

"Only IOUs this time, but at least we're getting closer to developing a money tree."