Green Machine Aficionado T-Shirts

A car powered by sustainable energy

Cyclist with Dollar Signs.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Car Emissions

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

"On your mark! Get set!"

Industries with clean energy

Windmill Maintenance

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

Igloo with Heat Pump

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

Man checks the gears in his chest.

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

Bagging the Chipmunk

"What about tunnels and bridges?"

'We're creating more green jobs from cleaning up our toxic spills.'

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

Combined Harvester

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

A cheese grader

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

Lighting a Pipe

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

Cat flap for a truck.

"There has got to be a way for Detroit to make a safe, affordable, fuel-efficient vehicle out of hemp."

Green jobs funding wasted.

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

'My hybrid car gets better gas mileage than me.'