Green Machine T-Shirts

Car Emissions

Bus driver says to passenger: 'This IS a green bus, but that doesn't mean you can recycle your ticket.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Congratulations on your retirement!

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Natural gas

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

Solar Power.

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

A Fork-lift.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

How to Rise with the Sun

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

Bagging the Chipmunk

A cheese grader

New Belief Systems

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

Guzzle-guzzle-guzzle

"Hey, listen! Next time you break down on a week-end, okay? I get twice the money plus weekend plus weekend surcharge and we divide fifty-fifty, deal?"

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

A planet like ours - Bandit machine in a reactor.

"And then they came out with a desktop model."

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'