Green Machine Racer T-Shirts

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Car Emissions

'Aaaga! I'm melting! I'm melting!'

The last bird in the last wood...

Climate change

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Methane Emissions

Golfers lost on the road

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

View of the sea - 'One day son, all this will be houses.'

Global warming.

"Don't get too excited, they're empty. Our gift to you is not contributing more plastic waste to landfill."

"e-Harley Hybrids"

'I tell you, since we bought this hybrid, I really feel we're doing our part for the environment!'

"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."

Global warming causing the spread of deserts

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

'My hybrid car gets better gas mileage than me.'

"Look what I have leftover from Easter, some ecologically friendly cascarones! Who needs messy confetti...when you can use dirt?"

'Recycling'

"There has got to be a way for Detroit to make a safe, affordable, fuel-efficient vehicle out of hemp."

Green Industrial Revolution

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

#FridaysForFuture

"Incredible - here in the Himalayas! A new mountain made up entirely of discarded computers shipped to India from the West!"

Man in gas guzzler has a 'Go Green' registration.