Green Machine Racer Prints

The Prius 80.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Car Emissions

Methane Emissions

Climate change

The last bird in the last wood...

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'Aaaga! I'm melting! I'm melting!'

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

Golfers lost on the road

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

Charging Station

Global warming.

View of the sea - 'One day son, all this will be houses.'

"e-Harley Hybrids"

"Don't get too excited, they're empty. Our gift to you is not contributing more plastic waste to landfill."

'I tell you, since we bought this hybrid, I really feel we're doing our part for the environment!'

"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."

Global warming causing the spread of deserts

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

"There has got to be a way for Detroit to make a safe, affordable, fuel-efficient vehicle out of hemp."

'My hybrid car gets better gas mileage than me.'

'Recycling'

Green Industrial Revolution

"Look what I have leftover from Easter, some ecologically friendly cascarones! Who needs messy confetti...when you can use dirt?"

Monsanto

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

#FridaysForFuture

"Incredible - here in the Himalayas! A new mountain made up entirely of discarded computers shipped to India from the West!"