Eco-machine Innovator T-Shirts

Garden Tools Product Development. It does a great job of dispersing fertilizer and seeds, but let's not call it a "superspreader."

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Modern kite for wind energy.

Sea weed harvest.

Solar Plant

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Car Emissions

You will always find a spot to garden

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'Styrofoam.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Tree with Drain Pipe

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

Elephant Upgrade

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

"When you said you were experimenting with renewable ways to charge your smartphone I thought you meant solar!"

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

Energy Research.

Organic Soldering.

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

Environmentally Friendly Transport

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

'Your shops were known for selling secondhand tat, but we want to reimage them as environmentally leading edge social centres for the reutilisation in an enviornmentally sustainable way of secondhand tat!...'

"I replaced the engine with an ecologically friendly fungus garden."