Green Machine Aficionado Mugs

A car powered by sustainable energy

Cyclist with Dollar Signs.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Car Emissions

Industries with clean energy

Windmill Maintenance

"On your mark! Get set!"

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

Igloo with Heat Pump

Man checks the gears in his chest.

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

Bagging the Chipmunk

"What about tunnels and bridges?"

Combined Harvester

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

A cheese grader

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

Lighting a Pipe

'We're creating more green jobs from cleaning up our toxic spills.'

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

Cat flap for a truck.

"There has got to be a way for Detroit to make a safe, affordable, fuel-efficient vehicle out of hemp."

Green jobs funding wasted.

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'