Green Machine Fan Gifts

Man in gas guzzler has a 'Go Green' registration.

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

I fart more than that!

Car Emissions

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Smart Arse Meter

Missing sock

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

'I bought it in Windsor - it belonged to the Queen Mum!'

Car on bike.

Bottle Bank.

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

'The ice machine's broken!!'

Recycling container marked 'free stuff'.

'My hybrid car gets better gas mileage than me.'

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

"There has got to be a way for Detroit to make a safe, affordable, fuel-efficient vehicle out of hemp."

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

"Based on those growth rings maybe that branch was only 39 years old, but there's no way the rest of her is."

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

'It's a good start, Harcroft, but I don't think the Green Party will buy it.'

Out of gas.

'That's what I'd call eco friendly! Thanks to the new 'B.W.E.' technology, this car has got zero emissions and zero fuel consumption. 'B.W.E.' means 'Build Without Engine'.'