Green Machine Fan Gifts

Man in gas guzzler has a 'Go Green' registration.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

I fart more than that!

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Car Emissions

Smart Arse Meter

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Missing sock

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

'I bought it in Windsor - it belonged to the Queen Mum!'

Car on bike.

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

"There has got to be a way for Detroit to make a safe, affordable, fuel-efficient vehicle out of hemp."

Bottle Bank.

White noise machines for guys.

'The ice machine's broken!!'

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

Recycling container marked 'free stuff'.

'My hybrid car gets better gas mileage than me.'

Conspicuous Nonconsumption.

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

"It's nice, but not quite the electric car I was hoping for."

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'It's a good start, Harcroft, but I don't think the Green Party will buy it.'

"Based on those growth rings maybe that branch was only 39 years old, but there's no way the rest of her is."

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

'That's what I'd call eco friendly! Thanks to the new 'B.W.E.' technology, this car has got zero emissions and zero fuel consumption. 'B.W.E.' means 'Build Without Engine'.'

Out of gas.