Green Grass Fan Gifts

I fart more than that!

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"I love you too, big guy."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"Tunnel of love"

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Say it with flowers: It!

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

THe UDDER Side

ATM withdrawal

Bee in flight.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

The Deer of Spring.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"It's inoperable and perennial."

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

Newton discovers deforestation.

Ovalifolium Longifora