Machinery Lover Pillows

Honer at his honing machine.

'Give us a push mate, it won't start.'

Milk production

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

"On your mark! Get set!"

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

Man checks the gears in his chest.

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

Bagging the Chipmunk

'I'd like you to meet the saw, the hammer and, well, you know the drill.'

Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.

An angry Hammer and a Thumb about to cross paths.

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

Lighting a Pipe

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

Nail Ambush

A cheese grader

Combined Harvester

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

Cat flap for a truck.

"For heaven's sake - just pass me the ketchup!"

"I find things go around in cycles."

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

"Thanks for helping us put up the shelf, 'Utility Belt Man'."

Egg Armour Plating

Exhaust repair