Machinery Lover Pillows

Honer at his honing machine.

'Give us a push mate, it won't start.'

Milk production

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

"On your mark! Get set!"

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

Bagging the Chipmunk

Man checks the gears in his chest.

'I'd like you to meet the saw, the hammer and, well, you know the drill.'

Cordless Drill and Drill Less Cords.

Nail Ambush

Psychiatry. Your disorientation is number 2248 in my psychiatry manual. You mean my daze is numbered?

A cheese grader

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

Essentials

An angry Hammer and a Thumb about to cross paths.

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

Combined Harvester

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

Lighting a Pipe

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

Cat flap for a truck.

"I find things go around in cycles."

"For heaven's sake - just pass me the ketchup!"

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland