Big Machine Lover Gifts

Sales of Farm Equipment

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"On your mark! Get set!"

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

Man checks the gears in his chest.

Bagging the Chipmunk

Lighting a Pipe

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

We'd like to run a few tests to see how this thing works.

Combined Harvester

A cheese grader

An affair to remember.

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

Cat flap for a truck.

"I find things go around in cycles."

'I think I've found out why you're experiencing a bumpy ride.'

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

Milk production

'My hybrid car gets better gas mileage than me.'

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

'As part of our growth strategy we intend to build 76% more of them...as soon as we find out what they do!'

"So how many extra widgets do we have to produce to pay for the surveillance system to check we're making enough widgets?"