Complicated Machine Lover Gifts

Catching Young Tarpon

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

Crane fishing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"On your mark! Get set!"

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

"You know the great thing about human beings? They're biodegradable."

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

Man checks the gears in his chest.

Bagging the Chipmunk

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

Elephant with front end loader using tusks.

Combined Harvester

A cheese grader

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.

Lighting a Pipe

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

Gobbledygookologist

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

Cat flap for a truck.

"I find things go around in cycles."

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

When computers are attacked by Spam.

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

Milk production

'As part of our growth strategy we intend to build 76% more of them...as soon as we find out what they do!'

"So how many extra widgets do we have to produce to pay for the surveillance system to check we're making enough widgets?"

'I've always wanted to see inside an x-ray machine.'

'Give us a push mate, it won't start.'

"Did the earth move for you too?"

"My next car, I want one of those."