Monopoly Buster Pillows

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

I'm not making enough money to like you.

Turkish Democracy

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'Ready for your bonus, Bob?'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

"Looks like the Q3 sales meeting is almost over..."

Trickle down

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

Routine on/off office

"Not that it makes a difference, but is this Wednesday or Thursday?"

'I knew we should have put the CEO's increased bonus item further down the agenda.'

"I'm doing 9 to 5."

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

"I'm really proud of my daughter. She's a thorn in the side of the patriarchy."

Cut down your own tree.

MONOTONY

'To be honest, I did expect a better bonus this year.'

'We rolled your account over last week, Sir, and now we can't find it.'

De Ja Vu Inc.

"Same."

"I've bought home some work, which I'll be doing in my study. See you in the morning. Good night."

"It was a day like any other, so I guess I'll have the usual."

'You won't have to go to jail, but I will be collecting your $200.'

'I'm telling you...the Old Kent Road is around here somewhere.'

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