Monopoly Enthusiast Pillows

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

'Monopoly money surged ahead of the dollar today on the announcement of a large hotel complex planned for Park Place and Boardwalk.

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

'How about a game of cards?'

Existential Risk

Daily Routine

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

Trickle down

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

Queen Anne

UK dissolution

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

Donald Trump

Dropping Popularity of Obama.

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

The Trump Administration Alternative Reality Game

The Queen

New game - Aches and Bladders (Suitable for 70+).

'I think we are finally turning the corner...'

'You've played Pooh sticks right?'

"Your poll results on't look good. You're trailing 'statistically insignificant'."

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'