Monopoly Fan Pillows

MONOTONY

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Zombie pet tricks.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Halloween Selfie

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

Elizabeth II

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

3D Theatre

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Monster Realtor

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Halloween sculptor

Trickle down

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

"I don't know what to be for Halloween."

Vampire with a violin