Monopoly Fan Pillows

MONOTONY

Told ya there was game crossing out here!

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Zombie pet tricks.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Halloween Selfie

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

Elizabeth II

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

3D Theatre

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

Trickle down

"I guess we shouldn't have called him Monty."

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Monster Realtor

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Halloween sculptor

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

Vampire with a violin