Monopoly Fanatic Pillows

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Evolution.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Science fiction fans on other planets

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

Europe on $5000 a day.

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Knight

"Very angry birds"

Sporting maladies.

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

'This kit car had a little more assembly required than I had hoped for.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

Movie Franchise

Punctuation Weather

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

"Trick or trample!"

'...and I keep hearing, THERE IT GOES AGAIN!!...'God Save the Queen'....'