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Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Playing cards.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Botox."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Sailor's Poker.

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

"There's a tell."

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'Right, now learn this trick...'

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'This kit car had a little more assembly required than I had hoped for.'

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.