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'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Peel poker.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

The Hockey World

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Playing cards.

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

"Botox."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

Sailor's Poker.

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"There's a tell."

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'Right, now learn this trick...'

'This kit car had a little more assembly required than I had hoped for.'

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'