Poker Fiend Gifts

'That shark took Bob right out of the boat! Now I'll never get the $50 he owes me.'

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

'How about a game of cards?'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Stag poker"

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Worm Bed

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Wait a minute....!

Kicking The Habit

"There's a tell."

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

'Right, now learn this trick...'

The game comes first...

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

Hank knew it would take everything he had to break the young Stallion.

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

"I'm out. I've got a paw hand."

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'Look sweetie, I'm good at shopping, just like you're good at poker!'