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'That shark took Bob right out of the boat! Now I'll never get the $50 he owes me.'

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

'How about a game of cards?'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Stag poker"

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

Worm Bed

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'Wait a minute....!

"There's a tell."

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Right, now learn this trick...'

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

The game comes first...

Kicking The Habit

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

Hank knew it would take everything he had to break the young Stallion.

'I think I'll raise.'

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'Look sweetie, I'm good at shopping, just like you're good at poker!'