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"Chasing Investment Yield for Fitness & Profit"

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"Oh, I can't complain"

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

"Love your feng shui!"

Propping up a profits chart.

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.'

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

'Wait a minute....!

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

Kicking The Habit

"I think he's been capitalised!"

The game comes first...

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

"The short term solution is money and the long term solution more money."

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

"That's our projected sales."

Making Money.

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

'No doubt the upturn will come soon because the sheet of paper ends here!'