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'Gentlemen, our corporate profits.'

'It was love at first sight!'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

Business Outlook

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

"I can't understand it, we did quite well in the first three quarters.

'Profit in the garbage.'

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

'We care because we haven't made enough money not to.'

'I know what we need to turn this around, a mindless product that will make money fly out of peoples pocketbooks!'

'Don't you ever knock?'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"And this all happened in the last week..."