Poker Fan Gifts

I spade my dog

'Me and the boys have signed a petition for 'this little piggy' to play poker with us on Friday nights.'

'Anyone for dress poker?'

'Of course I didn't palm it, fellas, it just stuck to my butt.'

Cats 'Playing' Cards

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Peel poker.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Stag poker"

Dummies Books.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Playing cards.

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"Botox."

Sailor's Poker.

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Worm Bed

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'