Poker Fan Gifts

I spade my dog

'Me and the boys have signed a petition for 'this little piggy' to play poker with us on Friday nights.'

'Anyone for dress poker?'

'Of course I didn't palm it, fellas, it just stuck to my butt.'

Cats 'Playing' Cards

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Stag poker"

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Playing cards.

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"Botox."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

Worm Bed

Sailor's Poker.

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

'Right, now learn this trick...'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

"There's a tell."