Strip Poker Fan Gifts

Peel poker.

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Playing cards.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Botox."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

Sailor's Poker.

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'Right, now learn this trick...'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

"There's a tell."

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

'Look sweetie, I'm good at shopping, just like you're good at poker!'

'Will you make the final table?'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'That's it Sparky, you're out of the painting!'