Strip Poker Enthusiast Gifts

'Fancy a game of strip poker?'

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Peel poker.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Playing cards.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"Botox."

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Sailor's Poker.

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

Post Game Day Betting.

"There's a tell."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

'Right, now learn this trick...'

Blackjack: free lemonade!

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.