Strip Club Enthusiast Gifts

"It won't be much of a holiday for me, did you forget I'm a stripper?"

Brew Clubs

Joe's Strip Club: Girls wanted - apply without.

La Table

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"Do you mind?"

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

Cybergoths.

Nerd night at the club.

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

"We'll turn the place into a nightclub, where you can really let down your hair."

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."

Dance Enthusiasts.

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Lap Line-Dancing Club

'Well hello there...Care to JOIN me?'

"You. You. And you."

The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'