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"It won't be much of a holiday for me, did you forget I'm a stripper?"

Brew Clubs

Joe's Strip Club: Girls wanted - apply without.

I wish you wouldn't go to a male strip club. Quit whining. It's disgusting. It objectifies men. You're jealous. Absolutely not. That is not it at all. It makes me realize the hard truth. You only like me for my body. Dementia has set in.

I'm nervous, Sadie. Relax, Darlene. It's your bachelorette party. But an all-male revue – It sounds gross. Men go to strip clubs, why can't we? Besides, this place is a classy international venue. Palais des Beefcakes? Show us your pecs!

La Table

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"Do you mind?"

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Time-of-the-month club.

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

"We'll turn the place into a nightclub, where you can really let down your hair."

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

Nerd night at the club.

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

Cybergoths.

"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

The first rule of Mime Club is: You don't talk about Mime Club.

'Well hello there...Care to JOIN me?'