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Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

They're Not Just That Into It

Fly Football

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

Peel poker.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

Draw!

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.

He loves the water.

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

"Hey! These are still good!!"

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

"Your test results are perfect and there is nothing wrong with you. We will operate on you for it tomorrow."

Animal Actors

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."