Strip Show Aficionado Pillows

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

Fly Football

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

Draw!

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Animal Actors

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Night Life: L.A.

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"Your test results are perfect and there is nothing wrong with you. We will operate on you for it tomorrow."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"