Skin Show Aficionado Pillows

'You may be a dermatologist, but you still cannot write off going to skin shows as business trips!'

Showbiz Awards

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Desert Dermatologist

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Worst case of dry scalp ever!"

"I want to thank all the little people."

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