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"Would you mind turning the arm?"

Dog Tattoo

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

Mimi's final scene

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Joe Biden

Phoenix

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"What did Jesus order?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Kultural K9's.

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The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Tattoos sagging with time

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

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"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"