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"Would you mind turning the arm?"

Dog Tattoo

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"What did Jesus order?"

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Kultural K9's.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

Mimi's final scene

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The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Move, Gary."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Tattoos sagging with time

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

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The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"