Skin Enthusiast Pillows

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Pampered and poodled.

Dating is so expensive...

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

What price beauty?

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

New Twenty Blades

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"Hair spray"

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Desert Dermatologist

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'