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'I've run out of space. Could you tattoo my body in flesh tones and start over?'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

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"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

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"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

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'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

'There's no charge for the carrier bag!'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"More concealer?"

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"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

The girl who has everything...

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.