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"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

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Tattoos sagging with time

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Maternity tattoos

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

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The Coffee Tattoo

Snowman Tattoo

Devil tattoo.

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'Okay people - let's roll up our sleeves and get to work. Those with offensive tattoos, just get to work.'

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'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants