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"I better go now, Mandy! Bye-bye!..."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

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Tattoos sagging with time

Maternity tattoos

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

Snowman Tattoo

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

The Coffee Tattoo

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Devil tattoo.

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Aroha Ahau Ki A Koe

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

Operation Tattoo

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Tattoo Parlour Could you do me something in this season's colours

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

Orange navel has ring

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

'Okay people - let's roll up our sleeves and get to work. Those with offensive tattoos, just get to work.'