Skin Art Aficionado Mugs

'Well, I don't consider it a tattoo. I consider it a monogram.'

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

Punk Reindeer

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Penny

Desert Dermatologist

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Tattoos sagging with time

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Quick Spring Fling

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

Balloon tattoos