Skin Art Enthusiast Mugs

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"How about a snake or a dragon or an eagle this time? Are you sure you want another Mom tattoo, Oedipus?"

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

"Nice work, who did it?"

"You want art, words, or a QR code?"

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"I didn't care that her dress and mine were identical, but our tattoos were clashing!"

"So you decided against a tattoo? Did Rayna have anything to do with it?"

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Punk Reindeer

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

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'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

Desert Dermatologist

Tattoos sagging with time

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

Quick Spring Fling

Balloon tattoos

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"Me, a footballer. . ?"