Skin Art Fan Mugs

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Wagging Dog

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Pharaoh Cocoon

Picasso: The Early Years

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Cubism Model

Swan in a trenchcoat.

The Land Before Mimes.

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Munch Master.

"The secret to creating great art is knowing when to stop."

"Isaias has made landfall, bars, beaches, tattoo parlors and schools will all be open."

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

Percentage artwork

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

"Near as I can figure, your painting style is Depressionist."

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

Vissarion Grigoryevich Belinsky

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

"My art raises complex tissues."

"How about a snake or a dragon or an eagle this time? Are you sure you want another Mom tattoo, Oedipus?"

"You want art, words, or a QR code?"

Icarus' mistake

Pink Lion

Pass

'The victim has defense wounds. When the art challenged her, she clearly put up a fight.'