Skin Art Fan Prints

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Wagging Dog

Pharaoh Cocoon

Picasso: The Early Years

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Cubism Model

Swan in a trenchcoat.

The Land Before Mimes.

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Munch Master.

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

"Isaias has made landfall, bars, beaches, tattoo parlors and schools will all be open."

Percentage artwork

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

"Near as I can figure, your painting style is Depressionist."

"My art raises complex tissues."

Vissarion Grigoryevich Belinsky

"You want art, words, or a QR code?"

Icarus' mistake

"It's the tomb of the unknown Sculptor."

Pink Lion

Pass

Dog Tattoo

'The victim has defense wounds. When the art challenged her, she clearly put up a fight.'