Body Art Fan Prints

"Isaias has made landfall, bars, beaches, tattoo parlors and schools will all be open."

'I don't mind his tattoos: They'll go away the next time he sheds his skin...'

Man getting a 'Her indoors' tattoo

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Taking a peek at the audience

"It feels good to unwind..."

Wagging Dog

Pharaoh Cocoon

Picasso: The Early Years

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

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Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Tattoos sagging with time

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Maternity tattoos

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Cubism Model

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'