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'Well, I don't consider it a tattoo. I consider it a monogram.'

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Punk Reindeer

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

Penny

Desert Dermatologist

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Tattoos sagging with time

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

Quick Spring Fling

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"Me, a footballer. . ?"