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"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

New tattoo.

'I'd like a tattoo on my back because I've always wanted a tattoo I have to contort myself to look at.'

"What do you think? He was asking £250 for the dragon tattoo, but I beat him down to £50."

"Nice farmer tattoo."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

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Tattoos sagging with time

Maternity tattoos

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

The Coffee Tattoo

Devil tattoo.

Snowman Tattoo

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Aroha Ahau Ki A Koe

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Operation Tattoo

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

Orange navel has ring

'Okay people - let's roll up our sleeves and get to work. Those with offensive tattoos, just get to work.'

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