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'I've run out of space. Could you tattoo my body in flesh tones and start over?'

"Why'd I get into this business? Revenge."

"Let's face it, you've reached peak tattoo."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Too much concealer?"

Face painting by numbers.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Clown Face Painting

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

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Tattoos sagging with time

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Maternity tattoos

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

The Coffee Tattoo

Face painting children with no facial features.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.