Skin Art Gifts

'I've run out of space. Could you tattoo my body in flesh tones and start over?'

"Why'd I get into this business? Revenge."

"Let's face it, you've reached peak tattoo."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Face painting by numbers.

"Too much concealer?"

Clown Face Painting

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

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Tattoos sagging with time

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Maternity tattoos

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Devil tattoo.

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

The Coffee Tattoo

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Face painting children with no facial features.

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"